Trump, or One of those times I wish I had a band

[Sung to the tune of The Presidents of the United States of America’s “Lump.”]

Trump stood overhead, looking red-faced and harsh,
Totally emotionless – no sign of any heart.
Hate flowed down out of Trump’s orifice!
We’re totally confused; please protect the Oval Office!

He’s Trump!
He’s Trump!
We’ve lost our heads.

He’s Trump!
He’s Trump!
He’s Trump!
He’s off his meds.

Trump’s anger blasts a fascist cheer,
And the ones who hark are sorta dim and live in fear.
Small fingers sic those turds on us.
Is Trump just a dick, or is rage superfluous?

He’s Trump!
He’s Trump!
The demagogue!

He’s Trump!
He’s Trump!
He’s Trump!
A junkyard dog!

Ohhh, no!
Byyyye, bye!
Bye-bye, bye, bye, bye!
Byyyyyye, bye!
Bye-bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye!
Byyyyyyyye, bye!
Bye, bye, bye, bye-bye, bye!
Byyyyyyyyyye, bye!

When Trump was feeling useless and wanted some votes,
Trump tricked simpletons and gave them their scapegoats.
Muslims, Mexicans, gays and Jews –
Once they’re all gone, he might come for you!

He’s Trump!
He’s Trump!
He’ll bring much pain.

He’s Trump!
He’s Trump!
He’s Trump!
Are we insane?

Is this Trump outta control? I think so!
Is this Trump outta control? I think so!
Is this Trump outta control? I think so!
Is this Trump outta control?

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About Dan Bain

Dan is an award-winning humorist, features writer, emcee and entertainer from Raleigh, NC. His collection of humor essays, A Nay for Effort, has earned him fans from one end of his couch to the other. Why not join them and buy one? (You won't have to sit on his couch.) Dan will donate 10 percent of the book's proceeds to education. You can check it out at www.danbain.net; thanks!
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One Response to Trump, or One of those times I wish I had a band

  1. I love parodies and satire. Please do the rest of them, too! The world needs to hear!

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