Kim flew out of town this morning and my first day taking care of the boys, I:
- forced them to come to my office, where they sat on the floor of a cube grid and played their DSIs for six hours;
- gave them seven lollipops, a Kit-Kat bar, a bag of M&Ms, two bags of Scooby Snacks, a Twix bar, uncounted jelly beans and a handful of Trix;
- let them play the Wii for three hours after we got home; and
- fell asleep on the couch, where they had to wake me up to beg for their dinner 15 minutes before their bedtime.
I think I’m a lock for Father of the Year….