Let it go, let it go, let it go…

Hmm, let’s see.

Cars backed into driveway, with tires exactly aligned in single file? Check.

Trash and recycling at the curb a day early, to avoid having to drag them through snow and ice? Check.

Snow shovel at the ready after five-minute struggle to disentangle it from 50 feet of old garden hose in the crawlspace? Check.

Bag of de-icer unceremoniously dumped on front porch after having deposited numerous cobwebs and God knows what else on my pant leg? Check.

Frozen and exhausted? Check.

Okay, Raleigh, I’ve done all I can do to ensure there’ll be no precipitation tonight. You’re welcome.

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About Dan Bain

Dan is an award-winning humorist, features writer, emcee and entertainer from Raleigh, NC. His collection of humor essays, A Nay for Effort, has earned him fans from one end of his couch to the other. Why not join them and buy one? (You won't have to sit on his couch.) Dan will donate 10 percent of the book's proceeds to education. You can check it out at www.danbain.net; thanks!
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